Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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