remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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