So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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