the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
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