No awkward lesbian experiences without me
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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