I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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