shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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