Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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