I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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