I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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