Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
zippers are such a cool invention
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
The adults are the big ones right?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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