do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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