I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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