I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
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