I feel like abortions should bother me more
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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