stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
