Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
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