Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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