3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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