Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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