The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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