Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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