I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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