Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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