i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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