Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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