The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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