Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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