Well douche your snatch and let's go!
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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