Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
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