he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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