If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
