Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I pour the whiskey from now on
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