I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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