I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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