Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
are you so shy because you have an std?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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