I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
