I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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