Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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