i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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