god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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