Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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