Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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