I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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