I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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