hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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