Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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