you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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