We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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