If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
