One girl and one boy is just not enough.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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