do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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