The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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