Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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