She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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