The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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