I'm lost and stupid without you.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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