Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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