just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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